ALSO, SCREW THE GAP

Everywhere I go, I see these ads for “The Boyfried Trouser”- oversized khaki pants that girls are supposed to purchase in lieu of, y’know, having an actual boyfriend from whom to steal comfortable, worn-in, doesn’t-really-fit-right clothes. The supreme irony of these ads, of course, is that they all feature the kind of bulemic models that have some fashionable rockstar boyfriend at all times. So The Gap goes on making women feel like shit about themselves and then offering a solution: “Buy our product!”

The only “gap” I wanna hear anything more about is the very large gap I’m gonna put in the skull of whomever thought up this fucking advertising campaign. Whoever you are: FEAR FOR YOUR LIFE.

-AR