A FEW OF THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT US HERE AT METALSUCKS.NET

1) Neither of us live with our parents, or any other family member for that matter. But at least one of us does live in a basement- which is just the way we like it.

2) Of course we listen to other kinds of music besides metal. We just a) love metal above all else and b) don’t listen to crap.

3) We don’t like to kiss and tell and don’t especially feel that calling into question our sexual proclivities is any kind of intelligent argument, but you’ve left us no choice, so: currently one of us has a girlfriend, one of us is a free agent, we both have lots and lots and lots of sex.

Thanks for playing. See you at Piano’s.

-AR