Satanic Science 0 New Study Suggests Listening to Metal Might Make You a Bad Driver October 9th, 2024 at 10:22am Haela Huntress Maybe turn down the music a little
News 0 New Study Shows Top Metal Bands for Mental Health September 21st, 2024 at 11:21am Smokey Goretooth Honestly, the results make sense.
News 0 Korn is the Most Valuable Artist Per Concert Ticket Cost, New Study Shows August 10th, 2024 at 4:44pm Smokey Goretooth Korn gives you the best fuck for your buck.
News 0 Shocker: Study Finds Metalheads Drink and Do Drugs at Concerts August 7th, 2024 at 3:48pm Hesher Keenan Ya don’t say…
News 0 Study Suggests People Like to F*ck to Deftones, Slipknot, and System of a Down June 12th, 2024 at 4:48pm Hesher Keenan Let’s get it on!
News 0 Research Suggests Listening to Metal While Studying Makes You Dumberer June 29th, 2023 at 11:12am Hesher Keenan Put down the Sanguisugabogg and get back to summer school.
News 0 Study Finds Gen Z Concertgoers Drink Less at Shows June 6th, 2023 at 2:53pm Hesher Keenan Luckily, that means more beer for us old farts!
News 0 Study: Want to Make an Average Wage Off Spotify Streams? Move to Mississippi April 28th, 2023 at 12:59pm Hesher Keenan It’s not easy at all.
News 0 Study Finds Last Year’s Hatebreed, Slipknot, and Gojira Tours Were Terrible for the Environment January 31st, 2023 at 4:19pm Hesher Keenan Turns out touring is bad for the planet.
Lolz 0 Study Finds Truckers That Listen to Metal Are More Down to F*ck Than Others December 19th, 2022 at 2:09pm Hesher Keenan Truckers need love too, it turns out.
Satanic Science 0 A New Study Suggests You’re Really Developing Those Sick Sweep Picking Skills to Impress Your Bros October 4th, 2022 at 9:57am Hesher Keenan Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Metalcal Marijuana 0 Rejoice, Stoners! A New Study Suggests You’re Not Lazy Because of the Weed September 20th, 2022 at 2:23pm Hesher Keenan When it comes to marijuana consumption and heavy metal fandom, […]
Satanic Science 0 New Study Shows AC/DC Makes Surgeons Faster and More Precise — As Long As It’s Played Loud April 13th, 2022 at 8:46am Emperor Rhombus They may find a Becks bottle cap in your next X-ray, though.
Satanic Science 0 New Data Study Shows Who Should’ve Won This Year’s Bulls*** Metal Grammy April 6th, 2022 at 9:16am Emperor Rhombus The study used combined streams, playlist inclusions, and Shazam searches.
Satanic Science 0 New Study Shows 62% of Heavy Metal Fans Can’t Separate Art from Artist March 8th, 2022 at 2:50pm Phil Boozeman The age old question: Can you separate the art from the artist?
The Webernets 0 Study: Metal Fans are the Most Avid T-Shirt Collectors July 2nd, 2021 at 9:54am Vince Neilstein Metalheads have an average of 17 band t-shirts in their collection totally $495 in value.
What the...?? 0 Listening to Metal Makes You Fat, Study Says May 11th, 2021 at 9:32am Vince Neilstein Stop us if you’ve heard this one before.
Satanic Science 0 Study Shows Listening to Metal Reduces Anxiety, Blood Pressure and Heart Rate February 11th, 2021 at 1:53pm Vince Neilstein What we metalheads have known all along: metal helps reduce stress!
Coronavirus 0 Study Shows “Very Low” Risk of Covid-19 Transmission at Indoor Concerts… But Don’t Get Your Hopes Up Yet November 5th, 2020 at 9:32am Vince Neilstein A new study out of Germany gives hope for those hoping a return to live concerts is coming soon. But there are asterisks.
Satanic Science 0 Study: Metal Fans Are the Most Likely to Have a Sex in a Car February 28th, 2020 at 11:19am Axl Rosenberg “Ain’t got money, ain’t got no gas, but we’ll get where we’re goin’ if we swing real fast!”
