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Craigslist Find: 1974 Custom Metallica “Hit the Lights” Party Van
January 25th, 2017 at 10:16am Vince Neilstein

A former small town fire department ambulance is now the ultimate Metallica fan party bus.


Editorials 0
Craigslist Ad: “Former Emmure Members Looking for Singer”
September 22nd, 2016 at 10:16am Axl Rosenberg

“Clean vocals only.”


Music Dorkery 0
Watch: Conan O’Brien and Slash Go Craigslist Guitar Shopping
May 2nd, 2016 at 4:00pm Phil Boozeman

Even Conan thinks the people who sell shit on Craigslist are murderers.


The Webernets 0
Best Craigslist Ad Ever of the Day: “Alcoholic Guitarist with Rock Star Attitude and Shitty Gear Available”
November 20th, 2015 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg

“I am in the process of writing songs about liver disease, sex with married women, and more songs about sex and a couple other ones about drinking and how bad ass me and all my friends are.”


The Webernets 0
Best Craigslist Ad Ever of the Day: Hellish Black Metal Band Seeks Dark Souls
November 9th, 2015 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein

“We want gothic girls to join our cult and become our sex witches!!”


...And F*ck You Too 0
Read This Local Band’s Hilarious Craigslist “Add” Seeking New Members
April 24th, 2015 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg

Musicians with original voices, their own gear, personal lives, and/or small bladders need not apply.


The Webernets 0
Best Craigslist Ad Ever of the Day: “If Your Favorite Band is Black Sabbath, I Can’t Sell this Guitar to You”
February 12th, 2015 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg

“THIS GUITAR WILL NOT PLAY DOOM METAL.”


The Webernets 0
Napalm Death Fan’s Craigslist Missed Connection Ad Further Proves That Grindcore is the Most Romantic Genre in Metal
February 4th, 2015 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg

“You were the fine looking girl, raging during Napalm Death last night when you happened to sh*t yourself in the pit.”


The Webernets 0
Best Craigslist Ad Ever of the Day: **2ND GUITAR NEEDED – NUMETAL
June 11th, 2014 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein

Do you have what it takes to join this ground-breaking quartet??


The Webernets 0
Best Craigslist Missed Connections Posting Ever of the Day: I Gave You My Queensrÿche CD, You Gave Me Your Vagina
April 28th, 2014 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg

Ah, love.


Metal Merch 0
Former W.A.S.P. Guitarist Chris Holmes is Selling His ’87 Pontiac on Craigslist
March 18th, 2014 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg

He builds excitement.


The Webernets 0
Best Craigslist Ad Ever of the Day: Burzum-Related Missed Connection
August 30th, 2013 at 12:40pm Axl Rosenberg

Can two people who love a bigoted black metal musician find love?


The Webernets 0
Best Craigslist Ad Ever of the Day: ***Unclean Vocalist***
June 12th, 2013 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg

Who knows? Someday he could front the next Dance Gavin Dance!!!


The Webernets 0
WISCONSIN CRAIGSLIST WOMAN WANTS TO BE YOUR BAND’S GROUPIE
June 21st, 2012 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein

Fake post is obviously fake, but Craigslist is always good […]


The Webernets 0
YET ANOTHER AWESOME CRAIGSLIST MISSED CONNECTIONS AD FROM A METAL SHOW
May 14th, 2012 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg

When did the “Missed Connections” section of Craigslist become so […]


The Webernets 0
HELP THIS TRAGEDY FAN + ASTRONOMY LOVER FIND HIS DREAM WOMAN VIA CRAIGSLIST!!!
May 11th, 2012 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein

(click to enlarge) Even though the “I’m pregnant / It’s […]


The Webernets 820
BEST CRAIGSLIST AD EVER OF THE WEEK
October 1st, 2010 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg

I don’t know if you’ll really be able to read […]


Viral Vomit 110
GOD BLESS CRAIGSLIST
January 15th, 2010 at 2:32pm Kip Wingerschmidt

…..for poop’s sake. -KW


Haterade 340
ROSIE O’DONNELL SCOURING CRAIGSLIST FOR MEMBERS FOR POST-ATTACK ATTACK! PROJECT
November 9th, 2009 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg

Things just haven’t been the same since Rosie left The […]


News 0
Russian Circles Finally Gets Gear Back After 2021 Robbery Following California Drug Bust
January 30th, 2024 at 10:07am Hesher Keenan

Sometimes happy endings actually happen.


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