Music Dorkery 610 SERGEANT D., PhD: THE WORLD’S FOREMOST EXPERT IN WIGGER SLAM, AND NOW BASS DROPS December 7th, 2009 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Over at his other blog, Stuff You Will Hate, Sergeant […]
What the...?? 5490 WIGGER SLAM! August 13th, 2008 at 3:27pm Vince Neilstein The otherwise respectable reporters over at Metal Inquisition have had […]
Viral Vomit 0 Here’s That Metal Cover of Iggy Azalea’s “Black Widow” You Weren’t Asking For November 20th, 2014 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein Boom clap! Oh wait no wrong pop star.
Contests 0 The Fifth Annual “Run MetalSucks for a Day” Contest: 24 Hour Re-Vote Begins Now!!! October 28th, 2013 at 12:08am MetalSucks If you’re confused as to why this is happening, read this.
Contests 0 The Fifth Annual “Run MetalSucks for a Day” Contest: Finalists Announced!!! October 21st, 2013 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Now on who should win!!!
MetalSucks Mansion Mayhem 0 Enpedestalment: Sergeant D’s One-Man Band Makes Worldwide Premiere!! October 29th, 2012 at 2:40pm Vince Neilstein Sergeant D has a one-man band.
\m/ 210 SCAR SYMMETRY EMBRACE “DEATH JOVI” NAME TAG June 10th, 2011 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein I love tooting my own horn. I also love creating […]
Green Eggs and Slam 670 LIST OF METALCORE VIDEOS THAT ARE IN A GRASSY FIELD January 28th, 2011 at 3:30pm Sergeant D This post will be very concise and to the point: […]
Interviews 230 BUZZ OSBORNE: THE METALSUCKS INTERVIEW (PART TWO) May 10th, 2010 at 4:00pm Gary Suarez If you haven’t read Part One of my interview with […]
The Webernets 460 OPERATION: SUMERIANCORE WIKI October 9th, 2009 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein Just because Metal Inquisition’s Sergeant D failed at having his […]
Worst Week Ever 30 IN WHICH WE WHIPPED OUT OUR BRASS KNUCKLES September 19th, 2009 at 12:19pm Vince Neilstein Eatsa! Last night Axl and I let our Worst Week […]
Music Dorkery 520 AXL ROSENBERG SHOULD JUST GO JOIN WAKING THE CADAVER September 18th, 2009 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg If you read this site regularly, then you’re probably aware […]
Show Reviews 190 A SLAM IS A SLAM IS A SLAM: NEW ENGLAND DEATHFEST, DAY 2 September 2nd, 2009 at 5:00pm Sammy O'Hagar It’s not like there weren’t slams at Saturday’s edition of […]
Show Reviews 330 THE DAMP, THE UGLY, AND THE BRUTAL: NEW ENGLAND DEATHFEST, DAY 1 September 1st, 2009 at 4:00pm Sammy O'Hagar The defining moment of the first day of this year’s […]
Contests 1320 FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN THE NEW VOIVOD AND COALESCE CDs! June 25th, 2009 at 4:04pm Vince Neilstein Congrats to Mr. Lun, the winner of new Darkane, Devin […]
What the...?? 980 LONGEST BREAKDOWN EVER? June 22nd, 2009 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg When MetalSucks Maniac Jon Dolente e-mailed us to tell us […]
...And F*ck You Too 720 WAKING THE CADAVER’S LEAD SINGER IS GONNA BE RICH!!! June 3rd, 2009 at 11:27am Axl Rosenberg Over the past few days, people have suddenly been leaving […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 270 ARSONISTS GET ALL THE GIRLS ARE BACK, BABY! May 19th, 2009 at 3:15pm Axl Rosenberg I really, really thought that Arsonists Get All the Girls […]
Haterade 1040 WAKING THE CADAVER DECLARES: METAL INQUISTION’S SERGEANT D IS AN “INTERNET FAGIT” May 13th, 2009 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Vince and I still don’t really understand the difference between […]
Contests 880 FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A THIS COMP KILLS FASCISTS BOXSET! February 19th, 2009 at 5:46pm Vince Neilstein Congrats to the winners of last week’s photo caption contest, […]
