“INFLIKTED (AFTER THE SLAUGHTER)”: SOULFLY BEAT SEBASTIAN BACH’S ASS IN BATTLE OF THE PARENTHESIS

Max Cavalera fronted Sepultura, Sebastian Bach fronted Skid Row. Max quit his legendary band to form a successful solo act, Baz was fired from his and has spent his subsequent years in touring productions of Broadway shows and hanging from Axl Rose’s nuts. Baz has a new song called “(Love Is) A Bitchslap,” Max has one called “Inflikted (After the Slaughter).” Baz has made a little bit of his song avail on his MySpace page next to an incredibly out of date photo of himself, Max is making his song avail for 99 cent download with the proceeds going to Doctors Without Borders AND has made avail for free his own handwritten notes and lyrics for the song. Which dude do you think comes off looking cooler?

Next week: David Coverdale versus Joey Belladonna in a war of ellipses!

-AR