TOO MUCH METAL FOR WAL-MART

How fuckin’ metal is Unearth guitarist Buz McGrath (on the right side of the picture, with fellow Unearth axe-slinger Ken Susi- believe it or not, that’s the best photo I could find of the guy)? He’s been banned from every fucking Wal-Mart in the United States, that’s how fuckin’ metal! He tells OneMetal.com that the band stopped at one of the mega-stores during their recent stint opening for Slayer:

“…and everyone goes in and buys like food and underwear and socks. So I needed to buy a coat. I went in there and grabbed an orange juice and was holding this orange juice whilst looking for a coat. I found one, thought sweet and put it on and put the orange juice down. I’m looking around for a mirror to check it out, and this cop who’s on duty there comes round with the juice and he’s like “This is not a walk-through buffet,” and I’m like, “Dude, I just put it down cos I wanted to try this coat on.” They have a police station in the Wal-Mart and he took me in there, cuffed me, took my picture, brought out the store manager. He put my hands behind my head, and he had my hands in one hand and was like searching my pockets with the other and he was like, “If you move I’ll break your fingers.” I’m like, “Dude, I was gonna pay for the orange juice, I don’t just drink sh*t and leave, I pay for it.” He thought I was trying to steal the coat. Eventually they let me go, but I am now banned from all Wal-Marts in the United States.”

Yeah! Wal-Mart is NOT Metal!

-AR