KARMA STRIKES AGAIN: LINKIN PARK “SINGER” BREAKS HIS ARM MID-SHOW

I know it’s wrong to laugh at other people’s misfortunes, but fuck it, I’m gonna do it anyway: Chester Bennington broke his arm in the middle of a gig and I couldn’t be happier about it. Fuck this guy for making so much crappy music, and fuck this guy for lowering my faith in humanity even further when millions of people purchased that crappy music.

I hope he gets an infection and they have to amputate the arm. Without anesthesia. I don’t know why they wouldn’t be able to use anesthesia, but it’s my fantasy and I’ll do what I want, thank you very much.

-AR

P.S. Yes, I know that’s not really a picture of Chester Bennington. That’s part of the joke, numb nuts.