Marilyn Manson Makes Dildos Now (NSFW)

Whether you’ve long wanted to have Marilyn Manson deep inside of you or you’ve long maintained that Marilyn Manson is a total dildo, this story ought to make you happy.

The shock rocker has just unveiled The Double Cross Marilyn Manson Dildo + Bag, which should easily be the most disturbing thing you see this Halloween season.

The product description says the set “includes a soft, lifelike Marilyn Manson dildo and velvet double cross logo bag for easy and discreet storage.” It also warns that although “that the paint on Marilyn Manson’s face is environmentally safe,” it “may fade with multiple uses.” So there’s something for you think about while you eat breakfast this morning.

The scariest part about the Manson dildo, though? The price: $125. For that amount of money, I guess the friggin’ thing had better seem “lifelike.”

You can order one here if you’re so inclined.

[via Metal Hammer]