Heroic TSA Agents “Accidentally” Damage Thy Art is Murder’s Gear
The Transportation Security Administration, commonly known as ‘TSA,’ is surely the greatest security administration in all the world. Not only do they go to great lengths to keep our skies safe from terrorists, but it would appear that they have now implemented new tactics to keep us safe when we’re on the ground, too.
To wit: Australia’s Thy Art is Murder says TSA recently damaged $10,000 worth of their guitars. If that doesn’t make these TSA agents real goddamn American heroes, nothing does.
Hey @TSA it was awfully nice of you to royally fuck up close to ten grand worth of guitars, you even dated a nice note for us ???????? pic.twitter.com/MRPb2IGW2p
— Thy Art Is Murder (@thyartismurder) September 27, 2017
These guitars were carefully packed into a foam fitted flight case but your staff saw fit to remove them and then damage them. Why?
— Thy Art Is Murder (@thyartismurder) September 27, 2017
Kidding aside, this really does blow. I mean, none of the damage looks like it will actually prevent the instruments from being played. This is why people hate TSA. You think Israeli airport security ever would have blown an opportunity like this? P’shaw!
[via Rock Feed]