Slayer: Classier Socks Now Available

The bad news, since we first wrote about them in 2012, Slayer have stopped selling branded socks in their webstore. This is a terrible shame for people willing to pay $23 just to make sure that they know that their feet know that they’re devotees of SSSSSSLLLLLAAAAAYYYYYEEEEERRR!!!.

The good news is, Stance Socks has just unveiled its new “Legends of Metal” line, which includes not only new and improved Slayer socks, but Iron Maiden and Motörhead socks, too. As a bonus, they’re a mere $18 per pair. That’s a reasonable price for socks, right?

If you absolutely must own a pair of these, you can get ’em here.

Thanks to our homie Emperor Rhombus for the heads up on these.