Septicflesh Gets the Fartcore Treatment

In what might very well be the most important video you will watch all day, Guy First has auditions for Septicflesh by covering their song “Anubis” on… guitar? Nope. Drums? Double nope. Bass? Even more nope. First has covered “Anubis” with… hand fart noises.

Here at MetalSucks, we support fartcore 100%. Whether it’s a parody of Bring Me the Horizon’s “Can You Feel My Heart” or simply the result of diet, hand farts and even ass farts could be the next big thing in metal that breathes new methane life into the genre.

Don’t believe me? Take Metallica, for example. The Black Album has farts.

There are zero hand farts to be found in the band’s more recent, lackluster material. Farts, at least, would have sounded better than the snare on St. Anger.

What is really cool about First’s video, however, is how funny the members of Septicflesh find the cover to be. All of them can be seen laughing and giving their approval.

What other songs do you think need to be covered by fart? Let us know in the comments.