Danzig and Danzig’s Man Tits are Going to Portlandia

Metal Injection reports that Carrie Brownstein, co-star/co-creator of Portlandia (along with Fred Armisen, in case you’re a dweeb who doesn’t know), has announced a certain special guest star who will appear on an upcoming episode of the show:

Summer Goths. With Danzig. Dreams (nightmares?) do come true. #Portlandia pic.twitter.com/KyIAbLTYJa

— Carrie Brownstein (@Carrie_Rachel) August 25, 2015

That’s right: Danzig and Danzig’s Man Tits are going to be on Portlandia.

This is, in no uncertain terms, the best news I have heard this century.

Summer is just about over, and it’s getting dark earlier and earlier, and before you know it, SAD will overcome us all.

But it will be alright, because Danzig and Danzig’s Man Tits are going to be on Portlandia.

Donald Trump is running for President, California is sinking into the ocean, and I just stubbed my toe.

But it will be alright, because Danzig and Danzig’s Man Tits are going to be on Portlandia.

Man wages war for property and power, children starve, faith is lost.

But it will be alright, because Danzig and Danzig’s Man Tits are going to be on Portlandia.

Jon Stewart left The Daily Show, Thy Art is Murder sell a lot of albums, shady churches rake in the money with false promises and go unpunished.

But it will be alright, because Danzig and Danzig’s Man Tits are going to be on Portlandia.

There is no God, there is no afterlife, someday, the sun will die and everything we’ve ever accomplished will be forgotten, ostensibly causing our every action to be meaningless.

But you know what?

It will be alright.

Because Danzig and Danzig’s Man Tits are going to be on Portlandia.