Biggest Putz in Metal Reader Bracket

Rounds 13 – 16: Clown Vs. Jeffrey Hatrix, Giorgos Germenis Vs. Bronson Ellery, Axel Rudi Pell Vs. David DeFeis, Lucas Mann Vs. Jon Leon

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putzi 13-16The beginning of this bracket continues to offer nuthin’ but easy choices for MetalSucks readers: yesterday, Glenn Danzig, Mattie Montgomery, Bret Michaels, and Ronnie Radke all clobbered their respective competitors, Rob Zombie, Phil Fasciana, C.C. DeVille, and Da Kurlzz. These schmucks will continue onto the next round, thereby shaming their ancestors.

Below are the next four match-ups! The polls for these rounds close at 2:30 pm EST tomorrow, Friday, August 14.

SHAWN “CLOWN” CRAHAN VS. JEFFREY HATRIX

The rivalry between the masked marauders in Slipknot and Mushroomhead has been going on for years now — and by “rivalry,” we mean “The way Mushroomhead says Slipknot ripped off their gimmick, while Slipknot say ‘Who are Mushroomhead? Never heard of ’em.’” Still, Hatrix may have Clown licked in the putz department: Clown specializes in saying things that make no sense and being really pretentious, sure, but at least he hasn’t tried to defend the Confederate flagWhich putz is putzier, though? Vote below!

GIORGOS GERMENIS VS. BRONSON ELLERYnazi vs thug

This pair of putzes are what you call Renaissance Men! When Germenis isn’t playing in black metal band Naer Mataron, he’s serving in Greek Parliament as a member of the Golden Dawn party — a political group infamous for their espousal of neo-Nazi ideologies. When Ellery isn’t trying to launch his one-man band, Solitary Son, he’s getting every inch of his flesh tattooed and/or committing violent crimes. But who would you wanna bring home to meet mom? Decide now!

AXEL RUDI PELL VS. DAVID DeFEIS
ARP vs DeF

DeFeis is responsible for one of the most gloriously terrible music videos ever made; ARP is responsible for making Ronnie James Dio roll in his grave. Which of these offenses is putzier, though? It’s up to you to tell us!

LUCAS MANN VS. JON LEON
mann vs leon

One of these guitarists is completely full of shit; the other, completely full of farts. Which smells more putrid? Make your choice!!!

THE BRACKET SO FAR (click to enlarge):

biggest putz bracket day 4

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