F*ck the Facts Will F*ck Sh*t Up on North A-F*cking-Merican Tour

The perpetually busy, perpetually AWESOME Fuck the Facts will hit the road this August for a headlining tour of North America. The trek is in support of their new album, Desire Will Rot. Of course it’s not coming anywhere near me because FML, so all of you who can go should go, and then send me e-mails about how amazing it was so I can live vicariously through you. Seriously, this band just decimates live, so you’d be a goddamn fool to miss them.

Here are dates, via Lambgoat:

8/20 Kingston, ON @ The Mansion
8/21 Montreal, QC @ Obscene Extreme
9/1 Binghamton, NY @ Fitzie’s Irish Pub
9/2 Cleveland, OH @ Now That’s Class
9/3 Chicago, IL @ Livewire
9/4 Appleton, WI @ The Poison Estate
9/5 Minneapolis, MN @ The Triple Rock
9/6 Fargo, ND @ The New Direction
9/7 Billings, MT @ Railyard
9/8 Great Falls, MT @ Machinery Row
9/9 Spokane, WA @ Pinnacle Northwest
9/10 Seattle, WA @ Highline
9/11 Victoria, BC @ Logans Pub
9/12 Vancouver, BC @ Hindenburg
9/13 Kamloops, BC @ TBA
9/14 Calgary, AB @ Tubby Dog
9/15 Edmonton, AB @ The Armoury
9/16 Saskatoon, SK @ Amigos Cantina
9/17 Regina, SK @ The German Club
9/18 Winnipeg, MB @ Ozzy’s
9/19 Thunder Bay, ON @ Black Pirates Pub
9/20 Sault Ste Marie, ON @ Oddfellows
10/2 Peterborough, ON @ The Spill
10/3 Ottawa, ON @ House Of Targ
10/14 Quebec City, QC @ Scanner Bistro
10/15 Fredericton, NB @ The Capital
10/16 Halifax, NS @ Gus’ Pub
10/17 Charlottetown, PE @ The Sportsman
10/18 Moncton, NB @ Esquire Tavern
10/19 Rimouski, QC @ Cactus Show Bar