Robb Flynn Is Literally Sh*tting Himself Onstage
I don’t care what kind of metal you like, you have to give Robb Flynn props. Not only was the dude ready to tour South America a few days after getting his fucking gallbladder removed, but now he’s also wading in his own leavings for his art. This man is raw.
The PRP reports that Robb has contracted Montezuma’s Revenge, which is a horrible stomach virus that makes you deuce loosely and painfully every five seconds. So what does he do? He puts on an adult diaper.
How do we know Flynn’s in pampers? Because he posted this to Instagram:
Jesus Christ stuck in traffic, man. What’s deceptive about the image is that you can’t see the enormous balls it took Robb to post a picture of himself in a diaper on the fucking Internet.
Obviously, Machine Head have better infrastructure than your average independent cult metal act, so I’m sure there’s someone out there bringing Robb some Pedialyte (or the equivalent South American product). That said, if you’re a signed band and you cancel a show or tour because you have a headache or a hangover, remember that Robb Flynn is out there somewhere, without a gallbladder, literally shitting himself in front of thousands of people because they want to hear “Davidian” and he doesn’t want to let them down.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to drink this image out of my mind.
