It Lives, It Breathes, It Stinks: Attila’s Chris Fronzak Signs Sh*stain on the Ass of the Universe

As if being Attila’s frontman, a venture capitalist, and a motivational speaker wasn’t impressive enough, millionaire Chris Fronzak is now a record label CEO as well! The Fronz — or, as he’s known in France, Le Fronz — has launched Stay Sick Recordings, whose first great contribution to our culture will be Silver|Knights, the debut album from It Lives, It Breathes, a band whose music is of such high quality that it made me throw up in my ass.

Although naysayers have already begun to lob accusations that Fronzak only signed the band because they’re fronted by Hellraiser III star Kevin Bernhardt, one listen to the group and you’ll have no doubt that this is total nonsense — they were clearly signed because they are the band that finally asked the question, “Tongue splinters, anyone?”

[via The PRP]