Tool/U2 Vinyl Fiasco Definitively Proves Existence of God

Don’t tell me there’s no such thing as miracles: despite the fact that it was forcefully shoved into everyone’s iTunes libraries last year, some big dumb dummies went out on Record Store Day this past weekend and tried to buy U2’s Songs of Innocence on vinyl. But just as He famously turned water into wine, God turned U2 into Tool:

my sealed #RecordStoreDay #u2 #SOI has another vinyl in it! These aren’t SOI songs! anyone got same issue? CHECK! pic.twitter.com/x5zpEQDPv9

— Dianne Delahunty (@diannedelahunty) April 18, 2015

So it’s true what they say: religion IS the Opiate of the masses!!!

I wonder if these dum-dums even realize how lucky they are. Opiate isn’t even Tool’s best release, and it’s STILL a bajillion times better than anything U2 have made in twenty years. The only people who don’t think these music lovers averted a tragedy are Bono and The Edge.

[via Death and Taxes by way of Metal Injection]