Photo Caption Contest: Win a Copy of the New Columns Album Please Explode

Last week we gave away a couple of our nerdy new Metal Warz t-shirt designs, featuring Star Wars’ characters’ names done up in metal band logo form. If you didn’t win, don’t worry: they’re available for just $15! Here are the winners:

• YourFavoriteBandWillGetWorse: “There’s always metal in the banana stand.”
• John: “Which fruit to wear… I can’t Deicide.”

This week we’re giving away two copies of the ripping new Columns album Please Explode, which you can stream here and order here. The band features current and former members Hemdale, Wretched, Glass Casket, and Vehemence, and when we premiered it exclusively on MetalSucks in July we described it as “like a thirty-car pileup, if each of those cars just so happened to be transporting containers of nuclear waste, ebola, ammunition, and Mexican firecrackers.” Alls you’ve got to do to win is come up with a funny caption to the below photo and enter it into the comments section. We’ll choose our favorite and contact the winner via email. Go!