That Time Some Dude Pissed Into His Own Mouth at a Trash Talk Show (NSFW)

So there Trash Talk were, playing a show in Melbourne, Australia, la-di-da, when some dude in the pit apparently decided to whip his dick out and piss into his own mouth.

Best part of that photo? The hand pointing. Hilarious.

Lambgoat reports that Reddit reports that an eyewitness reports:

“It went everywhere, all down his shirt and in his hair, he seriously went for for like a solid minute. It was feral. And yes he just went on like nothing happened afterwards, it was one of the funniest/strangest/most disgusting and confusing things I’ve ever seen in my life.” 

The real question, of course, is “Why the fuck would anyone do this?” Was he really thirsty and just absolutely could not get access to liquids any other way? Is he from the Northern Hempishere, and wanted to see if the pee would swirl counter-clockwise down his throat? Did he just recently see This is the End and think, “Hm, that seems like a good idea!” Alas, like the true identity of Jack the Ripper and the popularity of Winds of Plague, this mystery will probably go forever unsolved.