Axl Responds to the Axl Meme in Bold and Italics

Uh… who DOESN’T? I also love to air guitar and air drum (but never air keyboard, because that’s just silly).

It’s our way of compensating for the fact that we somehow never became Eskimo Brothers :(

I never catch them tho :(

That’s the way Scott Hull told me he likes it tho :(

I have no idea what you’re takling about.

Like it’s my fault that I have such a great ass.

I guess you’ve never seen my Jewish, Circumcised & Hung Monthly spread. It was done by Terry Richardson before he got famous. I had to give him a hand job, but otherwise, it was a very classy affair.

At least Axl doesn’t mix his tenses.

HA HA, joke’s on you, dude! My sister died from cancer when we were just kids, so PPPPPFFFFFTTTT!!!

Dude. NOT COOL. There are some things you can joke about. Enjoying Jason Takes Manhattan is not one of them.

I also allow the food in the microwave to cool off for a minute before I take it out, just like it says to do on the back of the box. I don’t wanna get burned! Instructions exist for a reason, people!!!

I did, but I bought them for YOUR mom.

Have you seen my gut, bruh? I haven’t had a veggie patty since 1995.

That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard. Everyone knows purple tastes best.

Milk is 80-90% water. So EVERYONE eats their cereal with water.

I do refuse to pee in the shower, and I’ve really never understood why anyone would do otherwise. Ninety-nine times out of a hundred, the toilet is just a few feet away from the shower, and even when it isn’t, I conquered the issue of bladder control many moons ago. How impatient do you have to be to pee in the shower??? YECH!