The Most Brutal Wedding Cake of All Times

Metal-themed cakes became a big thing about a year and half ago. See: this, this and this, all inspired by the mighty Immortal. Other metal-themed cakes also made the rounds: there was this Iron Maiden cake, another Iron Maiden cake, and a Bolt Thrower cake. Someone even made a friggin’ Ziltoid cake. Clearly metalheads love their cake, and we don’t mean “cake” in the way that those rappers watching the Ghost video did.

And so, we present to you the definitive most brutal cake of all times, via Metal Injection. Not only is this cake a brutal cake, but it’s as brutal WEDDING cake, making it EXTRA brutal. The masterpiece was created by Sideserf Cakes in Austin, TX (because of course Austin). BEHOLD:

You should seem of the other baked creations Sideserf is showcasing on their website; everything is so detailed it’s like a friggin’ wax museum! Dig that Willie Nelson one.

The only problem: after commissioning such a masterpiece I’d be hesitant to eat it. And I wonder how these taste?