A Day in the Life of Revocation on Summer Slaughter

Revocation have never been fans of stopping to piss whilst on the road: who needs gas station bathrooms when there’s empty water bottles right inside the van? That tried and true practice of touring musicians metal dudes everywhere gets the focal treatment in this Metal Injection feature on a day in the life of Revocation on Summer Slaughter. Also: dicks. Lots of them. Dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks.

There’s some other very useful information too, so those of you striving to one day achieve mega-rock-stardom like Revocation oughtta take note: loading in and merch counts, giving lessons to fans, playing the show, loading out, eating dinner, selling merch… very, very glamorous. And just when we thought we’d gotten through an entire video about Revocation without seeing Brett’s dong… yeah, I think I should slap a big fat NSFW right about here. At least I think that’s Brett’s? He wasn’t wearing a white shirt in the prior scene, though. And, from memory, Brett’s was a lot more tan than this guy’s pasty, white meat. Whose putty are we looking at here?