David Lee Roth Takes on Japanese Poker Sharks in Short Film

Japanese poker players shouldn’t mess with Van Halen’s 57-year old vocalist. Or at least that’s the message of a new five-minute short film that David Lee Roth wrote and stars in.

Apparently DLR has been living in Tokyo and dating a Japanese girl half his age for the past year. Who knew? And who is going to take care of his beloved dog? And does he really have that massive back tat?

So many questions. But for now, just watch. The short film is more entertaining and well-done than you would’ve guessed.