That Does It, I’m Making a Coffee Table Book of Quotes from Slipknot’s Clown

Shawn “Clown” Crahan from Slipknot has given a new interview to The Pulse of Radio, and, as usual, he spoke like a fortune cookie written by an ESL student who suffers from dyslexia.

This is a really real quote from the interview:

“People go places we once were and feel it there, but not in full body, and that’s just because we’re returning.”

So once Slipknot have made a full comeback people will be able to feel it in full body even if the band isn’t still there? Huh?

Clown goes on to discuss the issue of when/if there will ever be a new Slipknot album:

“When it’s right, there will be a new record, and that record is going to be, I predict, one of the most serious things that we will have ever comprehended that we’ve ever done in our life.”

He predicts that it will be one of the most serious things the members of the band have ever comprehended that they’ve done, but he doesn’t know for sure that it will be one of the most serious things the band has ever done but not comprehended.

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I tell ya, man, whatever this dude is smoking, I want some. Having semi-coherent thoughts is just such a burden!

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