All You Need to Know About the New Bam Margera Song: “Bend My Dick to My Ass”

Since Bam Margera was once someone kinda related to metal (emphasis on “kinda”) we suppose this post is relevant. This is not metal, but it is fucking hilarious. And yes, the song’s subject matter is exactly what you think it is; Margera’s gone all Mangina on us.

“Bend My Dick to My Ass” is the latest single and music video from the one-time Jackass star. If you thought Margera was dead and gone you weren’t alone, but his new video has already gone viral with 127k views in less than 24 hours as of press time. I’m actually embarrassed at how much I’m laughing; it’s juvenile as fuck, sure, but I’ll be damned if it ain’t fucking hilarious. I can see this catching on in pop culture in big way, ala such past classic music video parodies as “Dick in a Box,” “Piss on You,” and “I’m on a Boat.” It’s certainly a lot better than playing PartyPoker Francais.

Surely this is not what Kim Kelly had in mind when she wrote about Icelandic metal yesterday during her all-day MetalSucks takeover.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqGGNf5fv8k