To Catch a Lostpropheteer

Update, 12:18 pm: According to The Independent, the girl Watkins is attempted of conspiring to rape was A ONE-YEAR OLD. Jesus Christ. Thanks to TJ for alerting us.

Ian Watkins, lead singer for the completely awful British band Lostprophets, has been “charged with conspiracy to engage in sexual activity with a female under 13 and possession/distribution of indecent images of children,” according to the BBC. Two women, ages twenty and twenty-four, have been charged alongside Watkins.

To review: a rockstar who has sold millions of records and could probably sleep with virtually any woman he chooses has been accused of no only wanting to have sex with a girl under the age of thirteen, but of possessing child pornography as well.

But I guess I should lay off Watkins until his guilt is proven. So for now, I’ll just say that if he’s innocent, I hope justice prevails. And if he’s not, I hope they castrate him.

Additional reporting by Anso DF. Not that thing about castration, though.