MURP: MOPPET METAL

Murp, a new metal duo featuring young siblings named Aaralyn and Izzy, have joined the ranks of The Gauchos, Juliet, and Jacob as insurers of metal’s future.

 Apparently, the siblings made their first video as an attempt to get on the Nickelodeon program iCarly, which, uh, well, if this the music they were playing, was a really, really bad plan. But Miranda Cosgrove’s loss is our gain, because now these adorable tykes can stay tr00 and not be on some bullshit sell-out Viacom television show.

Watch the duo perform their original track “Zombie Skin” below. WARNING: VIDEO MAY CAUSE CUTENESS OVERLOAD!

Metal Insider asserts that Aaralyn is  “only about 13 years away from Revolver‘s ‘Hottest Chicks in Hard Rock’ issue,” but by my calculations, she may, in fact, already be too old.

-AR