DETHKLOK’S “I EJACULATE FIRE” VIDEO IS FULL OF RICH SUBTEXT

Dethklok have released a new video for “I Ejaculate Fire,” the first single from their forthcoming Dethalbum III: One More than Periphery Have Made So Far, and it is, perhaps, the most effective and entertaining commentary on sexually transmitted diseases I have ever seen. To think, if Ron Ziff had just shown us this video in seventh grade health class instead of some stupid PBS special, I might have saved myself thousands of dollars in azithromycin and doxycycline costs.

Watch now if you’re not at work, otherwise wait ’til you get home:

Dethalbum III comes out October 16. Dethklok have just announced a headlining tour with support coming from Machine Head, All That Remains, and The Black Dahlia Murder; get dates here.

-AR

-AR