MATT PIKE QUIT DRINKING AND THIS IS THE THANKS HE GETS

Some assweed has stolen one of Matt Pike’s Les Paul guitars, and, understandably, he wants it back. (Requests for a comment regarding the rumor that this same thief made off with all of Pike’s shirts have not been acknowledged.) Here’s the pertinent info from the band:

“Matt Pike’s Les Paul guitar [pictured above] has gone missing from a Santa Rosa studio. The color is Tobacco Sunburst and has Matt Pike signature pickups and the case has PIKE written on it in large white letters. The serial number is 92462499. Please be on the lookout for this guitar. If you happen to be in a pawn shop in the bay area or see something. This guitar means everything to Matt. If you have any information on the guitar, please contact [email protected].”

Somebody seriously just picked up a case that says “PIKE” on it in large white letters and walked out? What is our society coming to? I remember a time when we could leave our doors unlocked and didn’t need to install GPS units in our children and had never even heard of breakdowns. There’s just no decency in the world anymore.

-AR

[via Lambgoat]