PHIL LABONTE HEARTS LIBERALS

I’m not sure what spurred Phil Labonte’s latest Facebook outburst (above); someone probably told him it’s not cool to use the word “faggot” or something. (I love people who think that using epithets against minorities is frowned upon because people don’t believe in free speech — not just because it’s a dick move. Honestly, you can say anything you want under the letter of the law, and no one cares; you’re just making yourself look like a schmuck.) In any case, I’m a little worried that he’s finally figured out that “most major media outlets” are “PC mouthpieces for the Democratic National Committee.” Do you think he’s onto the conspiracy against him? Why, just last week, Vince and I were sitting in a conference with President Obama, Hillary Clinton, Rupert Murdoch, Sumner Redstone, Noam Chomsky, Cornel West, Borivoj Krgin, and Albert Mudrian, scheming to make sure that the new All That Remains album doesn’t sell well. Now that Sherlock Labonte is on the case, our plan may be at risk! Better call our pals at Bohemian Grove and have Phil disappeared, just like we did we that Howard Jones fella.

-AR

[via The PRP]