FEAR FACTORY ARE DOWN WITH THE CLOWN

Dino Cazares does not “respect pussies who do not reveal there [sic] real names.” Unless, apparently, those “pussies” wear clown make-up, are confounded by magnets, and, oh yeah, are paying him. ‘Cause the band is going to play Gathering of the Juggalos in August.

And maybe Dino’s argument as to why ICP are a-okay in his book and we’re not is that it’s relatively easy to learn the real names of the members of ICP. Of course, it’s relatively easy to learn the real names of Vince and myself, too, so that doesn’t really make much sense.

So I guess it really does come back to the whole money thing? That’s really all I can come up with. So, hey, Dino, if I buy you a pizza or twenty, will you just, like, chill?

-AR