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ALL THAT REMAINS CANNOT WIN THE WAR AGAINST THE INTERNET

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ALL THAT REMAINS CANNOT WIN THE WAR AGAINST THE INTERNET

The War You Can Not Win will be the title of the next All That Remains album. Could that be an allusion to Phil Labonte’s frustrations with Internet haters like us? Well, let’s see what he’s got to say about the album (emphasis added):

So we’re gonna release a new disc in the fall and it’s called ‘A War You Can Not Win’. We really busted our asses and tried to do some new stuff (like we always do) and we’re really happy about what came out of it. Some of it is pretty different and is REALLY gonna blow you guys away. Some of it is gonna sound just like what you expect from ATR. And I’m sure all of it is gonna make the internet have a conniption fit! Release is gonna be this fall and we’re already working on a co-headline tour to show some of it off!

Ooooo boy! So you mean there’s gonna be a whole lot more AutoLabonte on this record? Maybe some more homophobic slurs in the press? Hooray! Labonte is right; we do really need guys like him to generate traffic which in turn helps us make our money! Looking forward to a really successful album cycle, Phil. (srs)

-VN

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