MEANWHILE, STANLEY KUBRICK IS STILL DEAD

Do the words “From the Director of Saw II, III, & IV” get you all hot n’ bothered? Have you been dying to see a musical featuring Clown from Slipknot and Ivan Moody from Five Finger Death Punch (pictured above in clown make-up, presumably intended to make him look marginally less silly than he normally does)? Well, then, have I got a movie for you! It’s called The Devil’s Carnival, and it is guaranteed to give the appearance of people genuinely moving and talking and singing on-screen.

Here’s the trailer, which shows that the movie really does exist and I’m not just trolling you guys!

In addition to his contributions to the aforementioned torture porn flicks, the dude who directed this thing, Darren Lynn Bousman, also made another musical called Repo! The Genetic Opera, which some people who aren’t me thought was good. He’s also made two other films which I’ve never seen, in both cases because someone told me in advance that they were directed by Darren Lynn Bousman. My point being, it is entirely possible you will enjoy this, even if I am 99.9999999% certain that I would not.

The movie is being taken around the United States as part of a road tour which also include Q&As, costume contests, and other such affairs. You can get more info and tickets here.

-AR