PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A PAGANFEST III PRIZE PACK + MEET AND GREET

UPDATE, 3/26 9:30am: The meet and greet and violin lesson are not a part of this prize package as previously reported. The prize has been updated below.

Last week we gave away a prize pack from Metal Blade Records featuring CD copies of OSI’s Fire Make Thunder, Astra’s The Black Chord and Angel Witch’s As Above, So Below. We took a break from our usual black metal-themed photo content in favor of the picture at the right. And here’s the best caption we got:

• Mister Booze: “Directions:  To prevent an outbreak of Malmsteen conjunctivitis, Vai’s dropsy, and Satch Palsy apply once daily.  Warning:  will not prevent unintended virginity.  Always consult Sgt. D before attempting to level up.”

This week we’ve got a very special prize pack from the folks behind Paganfest III, which kicks off next week in Baltimore (dates here). Five winners will each receive a prize pack containing signed CDs from Turisas, Alestorm, Arkona and Huntress as well as a t-shirt from each band. One winner will receive signed CDs from Turisas, Alestorm, Arkona and Huntress, free entry and a meet and greet at the show of their choice, and a violin lesson with Olli Vänskä of Turisas as part of the meet and greet. Throw that metal fist in the air: leave a comment with the funniest caption to the photo below (sent in by MS reader Jason Solomon). Remember to use a real email address (or post it along with your comment if you’re logged in with your Facebook or Twitter account).