FUTURE EX-MRS. ROSENBERG PERFORMING CARCASS’ “CORPORAL JIGSORE QUANDARY” ON PIANO MAKES MY HEART MELT

Last month, Vince posted a video of a really, really beautiful young woman performing a really, really beautiful rendition of Mastodon’s “Oblivion” on the piano. But one of the key differences between me and Vince is that I like my women to be batshit crazy. So fuck traditional beauty — I much prefer Ukrainian pianist Viktoriya Yermolyeva’s piano version of the Carcass classic “Corporal Jigsore Quandry.” Watching Yermolyeva flail around at the piano gives me visions of her hurling heavy and potentially very hurtful objects at me as she tells me what a bastard I am in her native tongue. I think I’m in love!

-AR

[via Metal Insider]