EXCLUSIVE TRACK PREMIERE: TELL THESE WHORES SOMETHING SCIENTIFIC

How can you not love a band called Whores, whose music has been pitched as “sweet noiserock/pigfuck?” The answer is, you CAN’T not love a band called Whores whose music is sweet noiserock/pigfuck. Dirty, crunchy, bouncy, anthemic (we’re already dying to see these dudes live and scream “LLLLLLIIIIE TO ME UNTIL IT’S TRUE!!!”, and catchy as heckfire, Whores’ debut EP, Ruiner, is a must-have for fans of bands ranging from Eyehategod to Fight Amp. Just check out the below tune, “Tell Me Something Scientific,” and tell us we’re wrong.

You can’t, can you, you poor bastards? That’s okay, we still love you. So now we’ll give you another hot tip: go here to pre-order Ruineron 12″ vinyl in advance of its December 20 release via Brutal Panda, and go to Whores’ official Bandcamp page to check out another track from the EP, “Daddy’s Money.” And tell ’em MetalSucks sent ya.

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