FRANKIE PALMERI TO EX-EMMURE DRUMMER MIKE KAABE: “SUCK MY DICK ;)”

Earlier this week, drummer Mike Kaabe revealed that he had been fired from Emmure, and made some pretty heinous (and thus far completely unproven) accusations against the band and their manager, including claims of thievery and drug addiction. And if Emmure had just ignored Kaabe, we all probably would have already forgotten about it by now.

So of course Emmure did not ignore Kaabe, and Palmeri responded via a series of tweets this past Tuesday:

The tweets, while certainly insulting, completely fail to address any of Kaabe’s allegations — but they do include the creepiest use of a winky face I’ve seen all year, so there’s that. Palmeri’s song about substance abuse, “Drug Dealer Friend,” features the lyric “I wanna watch you suck his dick” (and not many other lyrics), so I guess he really does believe the first of the twelve steps is finding a new oral fixation. If I were Kaabe, I’d probably drop to my knees right about now and pray to Intulo that there’s no solar wind apocalypse, because with no order or law, Palmeri would almost certainly come after him.

And before someone gets all up in arms that I spend too much time thinking about a band I don’t even like, well, yeah, that’s true, but I mean come ON, this shit practically writes itself.

-AR

[via The PRP]