PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN AN OZZY OSBOURNE DIARY OF A MADMAN AND BLIZZARD OF OZZ REISSUE BOX SET

We had to remove the photo for last week’s caption contest because some sour-puss pictured didn’t have a sense of humor about his bad life decisions and demanded we take it down. But for the 161 of you who commented before the photo was pulled you surely remember the gauge-eared / tattoo-sleeved buffoons pictured. And so, the three best captions for that photo, each of which will net the entrant a copy of the Metallica biography Enter Night:

• Miles Boger: “its hard to gauge who’s a bigger douchebag”
• A2James: “Doublemint gum decided to market to the emo demographic.”
• Larry Patin: “And, check this out… if we hold our arms together just right – there’s a hidden picture of Willie Nelson with a mohawk – kinda like folding up the last page of a Mad Magazine!”

Some commenters pointed out that one of the gentlemen in last week’s picture was from the band Suffokate, which I didn’t even know when I posted the photo, but wow, that’s funny. Great fashion choices brah!!! Also LOL at that guy subsequently commenting and thinking we actually have time to police all the comments on this site and remove his selectively; at least we now know our spam filter is working properly.

This week we’re giving away  the Diary of a Madman and Blizzard of Ozz boxset that’s coming out on May 31st. The boxset contains both records on vinyl and CD, awesome artwork and a whole lot more. Check out a picture of the set here. To enter, leave a comment with the funniest caption to the photo below (sent in by reader Will Kriss). Remember to use a real email address (or post it with your comment if you’re using FB Connect).