OZZY OSBOURNE’S LATEST ARTISTIC MASTERPIECE: A COMMERCIAL FOR BRISK ICED TEA

I think it was announced some time ago that Ozzy Osbourne would be the latest celebrity to partake in Brisk’s “Now that’s Brisk, baby!” ad campaign, but the actual commercial wasn’t released until last night. And I’m feeling kinda torn between my self-righteous indignation that Ozzy is now shilling for a cavity-inducing chemical which will never actually quench your thirst but, rather, make you more thirsty (salt content, kids!), and the fact that Ozzy has gotten very, very good at playing the buffoon over the years, and, consequently, his line reading of the phrase “Go on cruise” made me giggle.

So I’ll let you guys decide. Is Ozzy’s latest endeavor yet another blow to his once-great legacy, or is just, like, freakin’ adorable? Watch the commercial below, and then debate its merits, or lack thereof, in our comments section.

-AR