PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A LIMITED EDITION COPY OF THE OCEAN’S HELIOCENTRIC

Seems like a while since we’ve posted a photo and rewarded your asinine, immature comments with sweet metal bounty, no? Our last photo caption contest was all the way back on December 17th, in which we offered a signed copy of Atheist’s tech-metal comeback album Jupiter. But we have no intention of stopping the fun, and we’ve got even biggerer and even badasserer prizes in store for 2011. Here’s the winning caption for our last contest of ’10:

• metallicbrian: “HOLY SHIT, THAT HOODIE GREW LEGS”

Nicely done. The funniest caption actually came courtesy of Sean Goff, but Sean didn’t follow directions by including his email address since he was logged in via Facebook. Tough titties for you, Sean, and nice titties for metallicbrian.

These week we’re giving away two copies of The Ocean’s Heliocentric, which comes in a silver foil-stamped digipak with full-color tarot cards for each song on the album and is generally one of the prettiest packages I saw in all of 2010. Alls ya gotta do is come up with the funniest caption to the below photo (sent in by reader Anthony Showalter) and remember to use a real email address (or post it with your comment if you’re using FB Connect)!