PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A METALSUCKS HOODIE!

Last week we offered a War From A Harlots Mouth prize package to the winner of our weekly Photo Caption Contest. That winner is one Dingas McCloud, and here’s his caption to the photo at right:

“Santa doesn’t leave any presents under the bigotree.”

This week we’re giving away a MetalSucks hoodie! They’re very comfy, will keep you warm through the winter, and you’ll look great to boot. They’re also available for purchase here (along with several t-shirt designs) if you’re so inclined. This week’s photo comes from MS reader Tom Braund; the chap in the picture may or may not be Tom himself, since he didn’t happen to say. The rules as per usual: just come up with the funniest caption to the below photo, and remember to use a real email address (or post it with your comment if you’re using FB Connect)!