PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A COPY OF THE OCEAN’S HELIOCENTRIC

Last week we offered up two copies of Mose Giganticus‘ debut album Gift Horse to those of you who could come up with the funniest caption to the photo at right. Wouldn’t you know it, the dude in the Emperor shirt actually got in touch with us to let us know he miraculously walked away from the accident unscathed; check out his band Archael as a token of good faith and good taste in t-shirts! Anyway, here are the winners:

• lolsfest: “Ahh! There was that coat-hanger we needed for that abortion!”
• themutedhorn: “Playing air-drums while driving is fine until the double bass drum blast beats start.”

This week we’re giving away two copies of German progressive metallers The Ocean‘s recent release Heliocentric; these babies come in a really cool digipak with silver foil printing and 9 individual tarot cards (one for each song) in place of a traditional CD booklet. And of course the music is the shit, but you knew that already. Just come up with a funny caption to the below photo [sent in by Nick Seckler] and one copy shall be yours — remember to comment with a real email address (or include it with your comment if you’re using FB Connect).