LIVE IN THE NYC AREA? NOT DOING ANYTHING TONIGHT? WANNA HANG OUT WITH NEVERMORE’S JEFF LOOMIS, AXL AND VINCE?

Hey MetalSucks Maniacs,

We know this is crazy last-minute, but guess who just arrived in NYC? None other than Nevermore guitar god JEFF FUCKING LOOMIS! And because Vince and I have a ridiculously surreal life, we’ve been tasked with taking him out and showing him a good time.

So we’re hitting up New York’s last great metal bar, Duff’s, tonight around 9 pm. The address is 168 Marcy Avenue; here’s a map, and the J/M/Z trains stop right nearby. If you’re around and you have nothing better to do (and fuck work/studying/etc.; IT’S JEFF FUCKING LOOMIS, people), come out and get drunk with us! As it turns out the dudes from Hellyeah are in town and are gonna be partying there, too. How often do you get a chance to stand in a room with JEFF FUCKING LOOMIS and VINNIE FUCKING PAUL?!?! Not very often.

See ya there…

-AR