YEAH, ZAKK. THAT’S A GOOD IDEA.

I saw the below trailer, for something called Bones that apparently is not the popular television program, on SkullsNBones.com. Like that piece of garbage movie that D. Randall Blythe is in, it seems to me that the most notable thing about this movie is going to be pretty girls in flattering outfits. That, and what happens at the forty second mark.

Holy crap, did Zakk just give that little kid a beer? I understand that this is a scripted film, that Zakk did not really give that kid a beer, and that one beer ain’t gonna kill the kid anyways, but, still… that’s kind of hilarious, isn’t it? I mean, if we found out that giving little pubeless dudes booze was a key component of Zakk’s child rearing techniques, would anyone really be shocked? This is art imitating life, methinks.

-AR