“HERE’S CREED WITH ‘RAPE!'”

Of course that’s not what Regis actually says when he introduced the craptastic reunited band – the song is called “Rain” – but it’s what I thought he said the first time I watched this.

And “rape” would be an appropriate word for what Scott Stapp does to the song. Not that it was ever going to be any good – this is one of the most deplorable rock acts on the planet, after all – but holy shit, does he miss some of these notes. I’d feel bad for him, but he’s a worthless woman beating fuck, so really I just hope that he gets nut cancer. At least with no testicles he could hit those high ones like it was still 1998.

-AR

Thanks to Pete Arado for the tip.