FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN THE FALL OF TROY’S NEW CD IN THE UNLIKELY EVENT

Congrats to the winners of last week’s funny photo caption contest, each of whom will receive a copy of Revolver’s all-Slayer special edition issue in the mail. The winners and their captions to the photo at right:

• LEGIONS:iron and steel: “Varg Vikernes is exonerated when Euronymous’ real killer is revealed to be Chris Benoit.”
• \m/Eluveitie\m/: “This is why Eyal doesn’t bring up his Navy days in his blog.”
• Insomnivore: “Vinnie Vincent fails to hold onto image rights during talks with Gene’s Lawyer.”
• Skanes: “Juggal’OWNED.”
• Shiggy Shack: “Amidst the raging headlock of death, a young wrestler ponders haikus, quantum physics, and why axe deodorant does not attract women.”

This week we’re giving away three copies of The Fall of Troy‘s new CD In The Unlikely Event, which just came out this week. Fall of Troy are an incredibly talented art-metal / post-hardcore band whom we don’t talk about nearly enough on this website. All you need to do to win is come up with a caption to the below photo and enter it (using a valid email address) in the comments section below.