FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN EVERY TIME I DIE’S NEW CD NEW JUNK AESTHETIC AND A T-SHIRT

Congrats to the winners of last week’s funny photo caption contest who will each receive a copy of Protest the Hero’s new Live DVD/CD Gallop Meets the Earth and a PTH t-shirt. The winners are:

• Hammer_Smashed_Hurtt: “Reeses cups $1.00. Bottled water $1.00. Inbreeding………………….Priceless.”
• I’m not racist, but I hate Oceano: “Every Juggalo knows Reese’s Cup is code for anal sex and bottled water is code for a blowjob. Why anal sex and a blow job cost the same amount of money we’ll never know.”
• \m/Eluveitie\m/ [in response to the above]: “Because for most Juggalos, you can’t tell one hole from the other.”

This week we’re giving away 2 prize packages, each containing Every Time I Die’s new record New Junk Aesthetic (out next Tuesday!) and a really sweet matching t-shirt. Just come up with a funny caption to the below photo (from AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com).