THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA: WAY TOO POPULAR

There is something wrong with a world in which a generic Christian-core / haircut-core / breakdown-core band can sell more records first week than a truly talented group like Chimaira. Apparently The Devil Wears Prada’s new album With Roots Above and Branches Below is on pace to sell between 25k and 30k first-week and a press release tells us the band is #2 on iTunes. Can I get a rousing round of “What the fuck???” from the MetalSucks Haterati??

WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?

Chew on that as you sip your morning coffee and contemplate where the fuck you went wrong in life.

-VN