THE ONLY THING THE OSBOURNES NEED TO RELOAD IS THE GUN THEY USE TO KILL THEMSELVES

How bad does Osbournes Reloaded, the new Ozzy n’ family variety show, look? So bad that I’m considering burning my copies of Blizzard of Ozz and No More Tears. So bad that it makes Zakk Wylde look like a bastion of artistic integrity. So bad that I’d rather listen to St. Anger on repeat for 24 hours than watch this shit. So bad that the creators of Rock of Love should win Peabody Awards. So bad that Gene Simmons is already trying to figure out a way to rip it off.  So bad that your grandmother just died in the shower and it’s gonna be a few days before anyone finds the body.

-AR

[via Metal Injection]